Another weird dream

2 loving bird, happily living together after the wedding. The two were together where ever they go, and whatever they do.

let's call these 2 birds - John and Jess.

Then suddenly one day, John told Jess he is not going to have lunch with her on Saturday.

Jess always have great 6th sense. She sensed something fishy. So she asked John, who is he having lunch with. Jess knows ALL of John's friends. So, she cannot understand why John said she can't join him. John just said it's business partners.

Then suddenly, the scene is at a pedestrain crossing fly-over bridge. Jess was following John. Then, stupid John dropped a stack of photos onto the ground. Jess picked them up after John left the scene.

The stack of photos are all women photos. All shanghainese women BIG HEAD photos!

So, Jess went ki-siao when John came back later that day, questioning him. John admitted that he was meeting a bunch of ladies he knows from internet.

Jess was disappointed. How can this be happening?

"dit dit dit dit... dit dit dit dit..." Alarm clock went off.

I woke up, swearing, "what the fuck is this? another dream!"

Though i knew it was a dream, i still give a hard punch to Jay, who was still sleeping beside me. I asked him to say sorry to me. He still blur blur, "what did I do wrong babe???", his eyes still half-closed. I said, "asked yourself why are you having lunch with a bunch of bitch u know from internet.... in my dream!!!"

bui bui :"..........." He was speecheless.

eeeeee..... is this really caused by hot weather? i have been having weird dreams for 3 nights consecutively already. eeeeeeee.......................

梦

最近晚上睡觉老做梦。都是一些奇奇怪怪的梦，如果是春梦我还没有那么郁闷。

有一晚，我发梦到我的助理。很奇怪的梦，她把一个断手拿给我缝（可能最近在追Prison Break #2, 里面的Tea-Bag手是断的）。然后又很奇怪，她竟然联合我的上司冷眼对我。我很生气。醒了，bui bui 竟然不在我旁边（他已醒了，在客厅看电视），更觉郁闷！后来我发脾气，他有得受。呵呵~

昨晚，我发梦到我和 purple mushroom在玩过山车。Purple Mushroom坐我旁边，我在想bui bui 去了哪里，原来他和purple mushroom的老公不敢玩，竟然没上车！就在车子就要到达最刺激的部分，闹钟响起来。醒了。郁闷。本来还以为可以在梦中免费完一次过山车。后来把事情告诉Purple Mushroom, 她竟然说我热气，要喝多一点水。有关系吗？？

梦，真的很奇怪。

^_^

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Soft heart no good

My assistant told me this afternoon she should go trade visit.

Mind u, today's weather is reported as 37 degree celcius. So, now outside the road, can be 38-39 degree.

I soft heart, tell her this week no need go lah. Weather too hot. Go next week or next next week, is ok.

Then I scolded myself, why so soft heart. Let her pengsan on the road lah.. aiyoh. Me don't like myself soft-heart.

Then I realized, she might hate me. Coz she might want to go home early today after trade visit? u know lah, can curi tulang sikit. She said go at 3pm, 4 stores. where need 3 hours for 4 store? 1.5 hour can gao dim already. aiyoyo...

And, dunno why she wants to go store visit also. The marketing program won't start til next week also... why huh?! can someone tell me why?? go store visit no need purpose one is it? You think shopping is it?

suddenly felt a bit pissed. She trying to act funny eh? >_<

人面兽心

I met a 人面兽心 woman on subway today. She has perfect make up, fashionable dress, but when she opened her mouths, it's all shits coming out.

I just wish I have the Education Governor email id. I want to tell him how bad this land raised the so-called 未来的栋梁 kids.

To the 人面兽心 lady this morning, your bitchy act has totally destroy your 淑女形象. If I were you, I will not do what u did in the public this morning, nope... not with your perfect make up and nice dress. And I know my action of ignoring you really further pissed you off. Haha.... I like.

renminbi vs ringgit

I was looking at some website, for some items, it was in U.S. dollar.
I took out my calculator, punched in "x 7.5".
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I was stoned.
Since when I based on the value in renminbi instead of ringgit???

SOB!!! Shame on me! Shame on me!

Sex and the City

I was watching "Sex and the City" (for second time in fact. Watched it first time 3-4 years ago) lately. Purple Mushroom lent to me. We were all crazy about the girls in the series. Purple Mushroom and me both love Samantha Jones crazily. Hahaha...

Anyway, the episode I watched last night, is about Kerry feeling thrilled when her Russion bf gave her the house alarm password and a set of key to his house. Kerry had to beg BIG for the key last time.

Made me think of last time when bui bui passed his car key to me, I was thrilled as well. He drove Perdana last time. Imaginie me, driving Iswara small small car that time, Perdana to me is "luxury" car already, OK? I didn't expect him to let me drive his Perdana. I was touched. I remembered I asked him, "huh? You not afraid I scratched it? I very careless leh...". His replied was merely, "aiyah, scratched mah scratched loh, it's just a car." I tell u, I was almost in tears that time. Coz, I flashed back memory of my last s-hole ex-bf, he drove some expensive car. He never trust me with his car. Passing me his car key will be simply painful to him (it never happened, but u can tell). That selfish bastard, during rainy day, my shoes stepped on some sand and sit in his car he also got "i not happy" face, coz it will dirty his car. So selfish. Hmmph... I must be blind to be dating him that time. Stupidly blind.

So, to those girls who are still dating, you can test your bf standard by seeing whether he feel comfortable letting u drive his car or not. If he behaves like my ex, for goodness sake. dump him lah. He got money also won't share with you one, this kinda bastard. Ha!

I am in bitchy mood today ^_^

Why???

Sorry people. I am in complaint mode again, today.

I tried not to be so a bitch, always complaining about my so-called assistant. But, I have had enough, again, today.

Just now, I told her that instead of meeting the "client" at 3.30pm, why don't we change the time to 4pm, then we can go straight home later. No need to be caught in the jam coming back to office and stay for 5 min then go home again.

So, I voiced out to her verbally over my cubicle.

After like 5 seconds (she was digesting my words, I guess???), she said to me, "why don't we go at 4pm?". I was 1000% puzzled, and I said, "that's what I just said. I said go at 4pm." I was implying why the KNN-sense you want to repeat what I said?

She replied back, "coz last friday you said 3.30pm."

Me, "yah, but I also just said 4pm 1 min ago."

She said, "ok ok".

What's wrong with shanghainese????? this is not the first time. Another stupid person from some well-known agency also like that. They cannot understand my mandarin is it???

Why am I so lor-lei-jin working & living in this city?? why.....

:-(

Weather Talk... again.

It's extremely hot lately: Wednesday 39.7 degree celcius, Thursday 37.5 celcius, and today was forecasted to be 36 degree celcius.

And, God treats me so well, we have function on Wednesday and Thursday at hotel. Meaning, have to be on time for presentation in the morning. And, I was always so lucky, first one to go in the morning.

Being need to be on-time, meaning left 2 choices for me: 1) if want to sleep more, then take subway, walk for 2 blocks to the hotel under the "passionate" sunshine. Why take subway? because the BLOODY highway will be jammed until ah-ma also cannot recognize you if you leave the house after 8am. 2) if can sacrifice sleep, then early early book a cab, come pick u up before 7.30am, and reach hotel before 8am, even though the function starts at 9am.

1st day, I wanted to sleep more. So, I took subway. Not knowing that day can be sibeh hot until 40 degree celcius!!!!! arghh... i reached hotel like just taking bath. Sweating sweating sweating.

2nd day, I have had enough. I booked a cab to pick me up at 7.30am. He 7.10am already waiting downstairs my house. He sibeh gun cheong to rush me into the cab coz he said later very jam. So, I reached hotel at 8am.

Arghh... I am so lo-lei-jin! Why am I in Shanghai?????

So, I figured out God is fair. HE must be thinking shanghainese very sibeh sui, so he punished them with HOT HOT HOT summer, and COLD COLD COLD winter. Must be this reason.

I guess He also does not like me that much, coz, I am being punished also living in this city.

:-(

巴黎恋人... again

I am very busy today. But I still want to blog about something (actually, wanted to blog about another thing also, but Purple Mushroom has recorded it in her blog, so u guys can read here).

Remember the Korean series 巴黎恋人 I mentioned that I watched 3 times on TV?

I bought it!!!! hohohoho...

It will be my personal highest collection. Muacks!

I love this love story so much... so much!

I have had enough

That stupid ars made stupid mistake again.

No, she made 3 mistakeS today!!!

I decided I just had enough. So, I wrote email to my boss:

me:"dear xxx, the list she prepared is not up to date to June. I asked her, she said because she just got June data this week (June data was available last Friday ok!!). Am I expecting too much out of Ms G?"

Boss replied.

Boss: "she did things fast, but careless. You just have to remind her more often."

Me, got fire on my hair already.... tulan, still continute to write:

me:"so many mistakes on her work! wrong SKU, wrong age info, obviously did not check through her work! I am very frustrated!"

Boss then immediately had a word with her. Can see my boss fi-fi-fia-fia scolded her a bit. I tell u ah, this lang ah, made mistake so obvious still want to cover her ass. She kept defending. My boss kept shooting.

She came back with face black black.

You had better buck up Ms. G. I really had enough of you! And please... next time if u made mistake, just say sorry. I will let it go. I hate people kept defending themselves even though they really made mistake!

Orange Butch

My dear friend, Kai Xin, gave me a lovely chain - Orange Butch (butch, not bitch ok..) when I was back in KL earlier. She was the si-tao-poh behind these characters, check it here.

I fall in love at it first time when I saw it. Orange color is my favorite some more. So, I hang it to my bag and bring to office daily. And I told Kai Xin about it.

She replied: "I hope you like him.. hehehehhehehee.. though I seriously think he is kinda like you too.. hahahahaha

His power : he will turn his enemy to stone ( for 20 sec) when he farts / bark at them. "

I didn't know he has such power??!

Then I grinned -- I wish I have his power too, then I will fart 20 times in front of my enemies (so far, only have 1 enemy consistent everyday) everyday. MUAHAHAHHAA.... that will be great.

And Kai Xin is right. Some how, I am very much like Orange Butch. Read his characteristics in the picture above:)

Birth cert. Marriage cert.

When I was at KL last week, in one nice fine afternoon, I was day-dreaming in my own bedroom. Suddenly, it sparks my mind, "where do I put my birth cert??".

I spent 40 minutes looking for it at the possible place in my room. Just no way to be found. And guess what? I can't find my marriage cert also, and my Maybank passbook.

I stareted blaming bui bui in my heart. "See see see? go shanghai for what? now, all the important stuff I don't remember put where liao!"

Asked mom if she has them, she answered "no.". Asked sis, she also said "nope".

I have a history of very bad filing and also bad safe-keeping important documents. I am just not good at it. Always placed them in my so-called safest place, and then forgotten about the safest place just after a month or so.

So 2 important certs that mark my 2 important mile-stone in life are missing. Birth cert & Marriage cert. (who cares about maybank passbook... ). :( But I was only worried about this for another 30 minutes, after that, I was eating ice-cream, lying sofa watching TV and forgotten about it, again.

Last night, I suddenly dreamt that I misplaced my birth cert. So this morning I wake up, had breakfast, and begin another search in the house. Guess where I found them? They are with my MBA cert in a big envelope.

Only God knows what was I thinking when I place these 3 non-related stuff in 1 big envelope that time. I must be thinking the big envelope was the safest place back then. And then bring to Shanghai also?? Hahaha...

I am weird.

Thank goodness I found them, and also the maybank passbook.

Speaking of birth cert... in what circumstances do we need our birth cert???

Gwoemul

We were quite bored last night. So, we watched this DVD. It's about a mutant emerges from Seoul's Han River and focuses its attention on attacking people. It's intelligent (it knows the concept of storing food for later, it can swallow the human, and throw them back to his storage area for later consumption), and it's very "snaky" - knows how to trick people. But, it's definitely not the greatest mosters movie ever made lah... dunno who made that kind of statement on the poster. But it is better than the stupid Godzilla though;) kekeee... Hollywood not always the best.

It made me think about our human selfish act. Hey, this mutant won't emerges if it is not because of the stupid lab technician throw away the chemical substance down to drainage that leads straight to Han's River. Ironically, it was an order from the guai-low lab manager to the small lab technician. I guess, some how the director of this movie does not really like American. Many of the scenes, he was using different ways to mock American's snobbish, arrogant behavior. Some are true. But hey, Chinese also arrogant in this piece of land ok. So does Korean themselves. Anyway... my point is, lately in China, there apppeared some 蓝藻 in some rivers and it's affecting the drinking water to some residents in that city. Why got 蓝藻？Because of the irresponsible factory owner lah, dumped all the chemical stuff into the river.

So, what's next? Big mutant monster that will emerge from Chang Jiang River to eat people? No... No... No... more like people eventually die of no clear water to drink after another 50 years, I think.

Sad huh? Might as well being eaten up by the mutant, at least can die immediately.

I am back

I am back.

This time, I changed the phone sim card before I left home to airport so I won't have the terrible feeling doing so at Pudong airport alone later.

I watched a very interesting movie on the plane yesterday. It is 生日快乐，by 刘若英 & 古天乐. It was a very sweet & yet bitter love story. I watched, laughed, and sobbed for the 2 hours, luckily no one was seated besides me. I think the kind of love that 古天乐 has for 刘若英 is extremely wai-dai. But also very selfish. I just wish none of the good people I know has to go through what they went through in the movie.

I really enjoyed watching movie on the plane. I love that kind of "stealing time watch movie" feeling. It gives me satisfaction. hehehe:)

And fucked the nasi lemak served on MAS. KNN... had never tasted such bad nasi lemak in my life. Without ikan bilis some more. How can you serve nasi lemak without ikan bilis??? this is like eating Har mee without the Har... aiyoh eh...

Over all, I am very happy for the past 10 days:-) I treated this trip as a "bonus" for me, to be able to see some close friends (sorry ah for those I did not get to call or see.... just want to relax a bit this time), and also spend some valuable time with family. I spent 2 solid days not doing anything particular at home but just shaking leg, lying on sofa, watching my favorite HBO (they speak english in movie, yahoooo... no more lousy noisy translated mandarin version), and mouth keep talking to mom about some stories I had in SH. It was totally enjoying!:)

I had most of the food I listed in earlier entry, except hokkien mee... sorry Mr. Hokkien Mee, no time...