coo-coo statement

Hokkien mee, ban mee, char keauy teow, char lou shu fun, butter crab, curry chicken, fried chicken wing, bakuteh, nasi lemak with lots of kong-yu-zai, yao-gai chicken rice, char siew rice, zhu yuk yuen fen, LISTEN UP YOU ALL!! I am coming to get you next week!

Muahahahhahahaaaa...........................

MAS website

MAS - once again, you disappointed me. WTF is this "error" message?? aiyoh-eh!

啰嗦篇

本来不想写的，每一天都啰啰嗦嗦的，你以为很爽吗？

今天早上，不懂发生什么事情（唯一我知道的，是今天正式入梅了。），都九点了，还七大把人乘地铁。我上车的下一站，被一个老阿妈站了我的位置！你能相信吗？我本来站的位置，被她站了，并且把我挤出几步外。她真本事！我生气。用我的包用力地在她背后捅了一下，她也没有反应。气煞死我了。她变态的？？

I swear, I ain't not raising my kids in this country. It's a hopeless land in terms of daily manner.

In one great fine afternoon...

Nice or not? :-)

Olympic Fuwa

Daddy gave me specific instruction to get him something on olympic fuwa, so he can give it out to someone special to my dear brother:)

Nice or not? The gold medal, has 2 sides, and can take out the plastic cover and touch the "gold". hahahaa... of course, not 999 gold lah. Just gold plated.

The gold coin I bought 2. And, I starting to get addicted to these stuff. Eyeing on a few more... but in order not to make impulse buying, I controlled myself to just these last night.

Purple mushroom, we go again after I am back OK?:)

OH!!!!!! Guess what? last night is the first time I scratched RMB 5 on the fapiao! HAHA!!!! Finally, after hundreds of fapiao I get, finally got a small luck!

Assistant for "sale". Anyone?

Anyone wants to take my assistant away from me? If you are interested, let me know. I will be EXTREMELY happy to send her to your company. FOC introduction fees.

Anyone???

Lubricant?

I forgot to blog about this yesterday.

The hotel we were staying at QingDao, have lubricant available in the bathroom, can you believe it? Selling at RMB 30 per tube, and, one of the bullet points there read, "can kill sperm". So, it works like a lubricant + condom at the same time? :

I must be very ulu, this is the first time I see a hotel have this kinda thing on-sale. Ha!

The hotel also got some "adult" movies on-show on TV. Very interesting lah this hotel. Perhaps next time I should go back to this same hotel with my hubby. hohohoho.... :P Lubricant + condom + adult movie + sea view + sea, what more can you ask for?;)

Company trip to Qing Dao

青岛 -- Qing Dao, a place where most people will relate to beer (qing dao pi jiu) & beach.

They called "drink beer" there as "ha-bi-jiu", very cute pronounciation.

Some photos:

From our hotel room:

A street called Beer Street 啤酒街，not only fashion clothes can take up window display on a building. Look, Beer also can do a great job!! Fantastic eh? In Qing Dao, every way you turn is beer, beer, beer...

五四广场，got lots of people fly kites there.

We also went to climb Lao Shan in Qing Dao, for almost 3 hours. Steps after steps. And tour guide kept saying another 15 min, tiu... tipu us one. If knew it was almost close to 3 hours climbing, we would have taken the 缆车 go up. Scenary was so-so (coz I think we already seen many mountains and greater view... haha). And, down the hill, a pot of tea was only RMB30, up there, it was RMB 128, really a total rip off. Luckily we were on company expense, haha..

City view from 信号公园. The tower on top can revolve and thus we can get 360 degree view of Qing Dao. Can you see our dear Parkson?

I just realized I did not take any of the meal photos. Qing Dao got lots of seafood, got la-la (they called it 蛤蜊), crabs, fish, prawns, yum yum... 2 of our colleagues eat until vomit & lao-sai, until visited the hospital at Qing Dao, poor thing. For me, I only realized my sai this morning was black color, so, perhaps really got some poisons. hahaha... but is tasty!:) I mean the seafood lah..

p/s: you think everything is very fine in this trip? No lah... I just lazy to complain today only. Muahhahaa....

I am shanghainese-fied

This morning, 11 SPAM emails in my mailbox. Then the IT manager sent us another email, saying, "if you see some SPAM mails today, don't panic, just delete them." But he did not say, IE was down. KNN... and I thought we have the most super powerful firewall on this earth. Apparently still can be hacked for no reason??

I felt so sun-foo without IE access this whole morning.

Then, when the problem is fixed. My IE, for some stupid magic, is all Chinese-fied!!! My blog setting is all chinese. "Posting" becomes 张贴 (some more in traditional chinese, not simplfied one), "Setting" becomes 设定, etc etc... I am so helpless... sigh...

Anyway, I want to blog about some changes within me that I noticed this morning. I am becoming uncivilized I tell you...

every morning, I have to cross 3 streets/traffic lights to reach office. These traffic lights, have the lights for pedestrian as well - red standing lights means cannot cross the street. Green walking lights means you can cross the street. For the past 1.5 years, I am very obedient, I only cross the street according to the pedestrian lights. Cases where the light is still red, no cars on the road, I will still wait for the lights turn green to cross the road, even though heaps of shanghainese have already crossed the road.

BTW, when the pedestrian light is green, all bloody cars can still turn right and fighting the same lane with you. And sometimes, some illegal motorbike will swing by in full speed coming from the wrong direction (direction where they not suppposed to come from). All happen when pedestrian light is green.

This morning, I cross the road when there is no car, and when the pedestrian light is red.

I am shanghainese-fied. TIU LOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am guessing, will I spit on the road in the coming months?? : Or wear the same shirts to work without washing for days??

I need to see a physchologist soon...

Another pricey "toy" in my wish-list

I asked my Beijing colleague about some photo-taking technique (he went to Tibet too in May, and I saw his photos, he has some talents!), about how to take a photo, where the focus is clear, but outside the focus area, all blur blur one. Below is what he explained to me (i scared I forgot, so post it here then I can remember, haha):

你讲的焦内清晰而焦外模糊，在摄影上被叫做景深，景深大就是指焦点和背景（焦外）都清晰，景深小就是指焦点清晰但焦外模糊。
控制景深大小有三个重要的因素：
1，光圈的大小。光圈越大，景深越小；反之光圈越小，景深越大；
2，镜头的焦段。长焦端拍出的照片景深就小；反之广角端拍出的照片景深就大；
3，相机距离拍摄对象的远近。距离拍摄对象越近，景深就越小；反之景深就大；

所以如果想拍出这种效果的照片，首先要换一个大光圈，带长焦镜头的相机。
结论是：投资买一台单反相机吧！

See how talented he is? Anyway... I am toggling on the thought of getting a more professional camera.

Ta-Da~~~~~ Panasonic Lumix DMC - LX 2. Cost around 4-5K. Wow... another big investment.

I still love my Sony Cybershot, but that babe can't do 景深. Damn.

Is it worth to spend 4-5K on a guy's thing - camera? Tell me~~~ Tell me~~~~

Stupid Assistant

I googled "stupid assistant" on Google, both "pictures" and "all websites". Nothing comes out nor even close to Stupid Assistant.

I guess I am the only one having a stupid assistant problem in this earth.

@#$%!!!

arghhhhhhh

I very dislike cn man who smoke & walk at the same time. Smoke while walking... or walk while smoking... anyway, I think it is cipet rude to "ask" the person walking behind you, to inhale your lousy cigarette smoke!

To me, a cn man who smokes & walks on the street, is as rude as walking nakedly with the banana dangling outside his panties and forcing all the pedestrians look at his lousy banana. It is that rude!

KNN.... @#$%!

lao sai 篇

昨天晚上很困，11点我就抛下Bui Bui 先进房睡觉。他还在看电视，一个关于 "bigfoot"的纪录片。Bui Bui 坚信所有big foot的传言都是假的。

睡到半夜，梦见我自己肚子疼得要死。醒了，才知道是真的很痛，而且想吐，不用想都知道是食物中毒。但是我是一个很懒的女人，我可以懒到，想再次入睡来忘掉肚子疼痛的一回事。

但是，不用想都应该知道，lao sai这一回事，是没有得忍的。傻的meh?

阵阵的痛，让我不禁的在床上呻吟。。。"ouch....................."。但是我的眼睛还是闭上的。

老公却在这时被我吓醒。他突然坐起来（其实也吓到我），问我，“babe, are u ok??”

我这时也忍无可忍，说“肚子痛，要lao sai”。


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今天早上，bui bui email 我，问到“babe, your tummy ok already?”

lao sai 真的是很痛苦的一件事。但是，被老公宠和呵护的感觉真好：）

@#$%!

I want to complaint about my assistant again!

Sigh... why I so bad luck one, got such an assistant...

She always do things which I have already done (stupid right???), and sometimes, she can zi-ba-zi-wai send emails to other people directly, without discussing with me, like she is the boss and I am her assistant in the cc list. And because some of the things I already did (I am her superior, no need to tell her EVERYTHING right??), she doesn't know, zi-ba-zi-wai asking the same thing again, made other people confused.

And when she made a big mistake, before I can discuss with her of the situation, she kia-si and first thing came out her mouth is, "It's xxxx that asked me to do. Not my fault." Immediately pushed away the responsibility!!! WTF???

I VERY TIU NIA SING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't I just fire her??!!!!

I will be much healthier, happier, and more efficient without such assistant.

在世界的中心呼喊爱

This is the second Japanese movie series that can make me cry in every episode (it has 5 episodes & 1 summary episode). My sister bought this when she visited me last time, and lend it to me when I went back last time. I started watching it lately because I promised to return to her on my next trip back (which is soon!! yippie!!!!!!).

My sister warned me, "jie, you don't cry like an ah ma when u watch this ok... behave!"

I thought, "simi-lan lah... just another jap drama jeh.."

WAH LAU I tell you. It turned out even better than 巴黎恋人！I love the actor and actress!!! And the story line really can make me feel so sad, even though it is just a story.

Bui Bui doesn't like these movie that make me cry, so I can only curi curi watched when he was away to business trip last week. After he came back from the trip, I haven't finished watching it. So, I watched it when he sleeping at night. And I cried like no body business!!! The story was so ke-lian....

I hope none of the friends I know has their experience in the drama. Damn tong-fu experience.

Sis --- you are right, it's a great drama!!

Whoever wrote this story line & the song, I salute to you. It's simply just great!

Tagged by Mrs P

4 Jobs I've had in my life:
1) HLF
2) A.S.
3) F&S
4) HMP

4 Movies I can watch over and over again:
1）The Sound of Music
2)
3)
4)
(seriously can't remember any of them in full name)

4 Places I’ve been on Vacation:
1) Cambodia
2) Redang
3) L.A.
4) Tibet - Lhasa

4 Of my Favorite Dishes:
1) sichuan frog!
2) Any kind of prawn
3) Butter crab in PJ
4) Chicken Wing near my place in SH

4 Places I would like to Visit:
1) Maldives
2) Bali
3) Phuket
4) Hawaii

4 Most overused Words:
1) Bui Bui..
2) tiu
3) kanasai
4) Shit!

4 TV Shows I love to Watch:
1) 巴黎恋人
2) Simpson
3) Sex & the City
4) 巴黎恋人 (I really love this)

4 Bloggers I am Tagging:
1) skip
2) skip
3) skip
4) skip (hehee.. lazy lah)

Tiu, today damn busy leh!!