Thursday, October 25, 2007

婚姻= Tiffany & Co. 钻戒?


几个女人下午一起吃饭。

女人A:"我们昨天谈了结婚的事,他说明年想买车,所以婚礼得调整。”

女人B,很紧张,“调整???”

女人C:"不办了??”

女人A:"不是啦,他是叫我prioritized, 例如,钻戒可能不能1卡拉,如果要1卡拉,就不能挑Tiffany & Co."

女人B:"哇,不行!怎么样也得挑个大的钻戒,而且一定要Tiffany & Co, 会升值的,以后如果不幸离婚,还有得赚!”

女人A:"那他要买车子,我也不想他的负担这么大。”

女人B:"情愿车子小一点,钻戒怎么也不能妥协!钻戒是你的,车子是他的。而且,求婚戒指也应该到Tiffany & Co 买个一对的,这个钻可以小一点。”

女人C:"那你自己以后结婚,钻戒要多大?”

女人B:"起码得2卡拉!”

女人B,她自己还没有谈朋友谈到要结婚的地步。女人C, 女人D(懒得发言)只能干笑,因为她们已经结婚,而且钻戒没有很大,也不是Tiffany & Co,但是,她们有很幸福的婚姻生活。

谁说婚姻得拿Tiffany & Co. 的几卡拉钻戒来衡量?

6 comments:

Purple~MushRooM said...

太过 materialistic 的话题。从她的想法来看,她觉得钻戒可以用来卖(如果离婚),证明女人B真是太 naïve and cheap了。 我看不起这样的女人。太可耻了!

Eileen said...

*stunned from the commentor above* Salute impress... mostly due to the chinese improvement. Muahaha...

Let's see... very CHEENA thinking right? hahaha... and I know who is 女人D... maybe her name also starts with D. Wukakaka...

Elizebeth D.L. said...

I was absolutely stunned with purple mushroom chinese improvement also. Jaw dropped. haha.

女人D is the smartest 女人 on earth! hohohohoh...

Anonymous said...

爱情还是面包?
It is always hard to choose in between. But I also dun like lady B, only has money in her eyes.

Elizebeth D.L. said...

女人B also thinks her body very hot.

There's a thin line between the statment "you have big bor" vs. "you are fat". She thinks she is the front statement, while I obviously think she belongs to the later statement.

舞者 said...

Lao Dai, don't worry, I definitely think you belong to the former category. *cough* haha