coo-coo statement

Hokkien mee, ban mee, char keauy teow, char lou shu fun, butter crab, curry chicken, fried chicken wing, bakuteh, nasi lemak with lots of kong-yu-zai, yao-gai chicken rice, char siew rice, zhu yuk yuen fen, LISTEN UP YOU ALL!! I am coming to get you next week!

Muahahahhahahaaaa...........................

MAS website

MAS - once again, you disappointed me. WTF is this "error" message?? aiyoh-eh!

啰嗦篇

本来不想写的，每一天都啰啰嗦嗦的，你以为很爽吗？

今天早上，不懂发生什么事情（唯一我知道的，是今天正式入梅了。），都九点了，还七大把人乘地铁。我上车的下一站，被一个老阿妈站了我的位置！你能相信吗？我本来站的位置，被她站了，并且把我挤出几步外。她真本事！我生气。用我的包用力地在她背后捅了一下，她也没有反应。气煞死我了。她变态的？？

I swear, I ain't not raising my kids in this country. It's a hopeless land in terms of daily manner.

In one great fine afternoon...

Nice or not? :-)

Olympic Fuwa

Daddy gave me specific instruction to get him something on olympic fuwa, so he can give it out to someone special to my dear brother:)

Nice or not? The gold medal, has 2 sides, and can take out the plastic cover and touch the "gold". hahahaa... of course, not 999 gold lah. Just gold plated.

The gold coin I bought 2. And, I starting to get addicted to these stuff. Eyeing on a few more... but in order not to make impulse buying, I controlled myself to just these last night.

Purple mushroom, we go again after I am back OK?:)

OH!!!!!! Guess what? last night is the first time I scratched RMB 5 on the fapiao! HAHA!!!! Finally, after hundreds of fapiao I get, finally got a small luck!

Assistant for "sale". Anyone?

Anyone wants to take my assistant away from me? If you are interested, let me know. I will be EXTREMELY happy to send her to your company. FOC introduction fees.

Anyone???

Lubricant?

I forgot to blog about this yesterday.

The hotel we were staying at QingDao, have lubricant available in the bathroom, can you believe it? Selling at RMB 30 per tube, and, one of the bullet points there read, "can kill sperm". So, it works like a lubricant + condom at the same time? :

I must be very ulu, this is the first time I see a hotel have this kinda thing on-sale. Ha!

The hotel also got some "adult" movies on-show on TV. Very interesting lah this hotel. Perhaps next time I should go back to this same hotel with my hubby. hohohoho.... :P Lubricant + condom + adult movie + sea view + sea, what more can you ask for?;)

Company trip to Qing Dao

青岛 -- Qing Dao, a place where most people will relate to beer (qing dao pi jiu) & beach.

They called "drink beer" there as "ha-bi-jiu", very cute pronounciation.

Some photos:

From our hotel room:

A street called Beer Street 啤酒街，not only fashion clothes can take up window display on a building. Look, Beer also can do a great job!! Fantastic eh? In Qing Dao, every way you turn is beer, beer, beer...

五四广场，got lots of people fly kites there.

We also went to climb Lao Shan in Qing Dao, for almost 3 hours. Steps after steps. And tour guide kept saying another 15 min, tiu... tipu us one. If knew it was almost close to 3 hours climbing, we would have taken the 缆车 go up. Scenary was so-so (coz I think we already seen many mountains and greater view... haha). And, down the hill, a pot of tea was only RMB30, up there, it was RMB 128, really a total rip off. Luckily we were on company expense, haha..

City view from 信号公园. The tower on top can revolve and thus we can get 360 degree view of Qing Dao. Can you see our dear Parkson?

I just realized I did not take any of the meal photos. Qing Dao got lots of seafood, got la-la (they called it 蛤蜊), crabs, fish, prawns, yum yum... 2 of our colleagues eat until vomit & lao-sai, until visited the hospital at Qing Dao, poor thing. For me, I only realized my sai this morning was black color, so, perhaps really got some poisons. hahaha... but is tasty!:) I mean the seafood lah..

p/s: you think everything is very fine in this trip? No lah... I just lazy to complain today only. Muahhahaa....

I am shanghainese-fied

This morning, 11 SPAM emails in my mailbox. Then the IT manager sent us another email, saying, "if you see some SPAM mails today, don't panic, just delete them." But he did not say, IE was down. KNN... and I thought we have the most super powerful firewall on this earth. Apparently still can be hacked for no reason??

I felt so sun-foo without IE access this whole morning.

Then, when the problem is fixed. My IE, for some stupid magic, is all Chinese-fied!!! My blog setting is all chinese. "Posting" becomes 张贴 (some more in traditional chinese, not simplfied one), "Setting" becomes 设定, etc etc... I am so helpless... sigh...

Anyway, I want to blog about some changes within me that I noticed this morning. I am becoming uncivilized I tell you...

every morning, I have to cross 3 streets/traffic lights to reach office. These traffic lights, have the lights for pedestrian as well - red standing lights means cannot cross the street. Green walking lights means you can cross the street. For the past 1.5 years, I am very obedient, I only cross the street according to the pedestrian lights. Cases where the light is still red, no cars on the road, I will still wait for the lights turn green to cross the road, even though heaps of shanghainese have already crossed the road.

BTW, when the pedestrian light is green, all bloody cars can still turn right and fighting the same lane with you. And sometimes, some illegal motorbike will swing by in full speed coming from the wrong direction (direction where they not suppposed to come from). All happen when pedestrian light is green.

This morning, I cross the road when there is no car, and when the pedestrian light is red.

I am shanghainese-fied. TIU LOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am guessing, will I spit on the road in the coming months?? : Or wear the same shirts to work without washing for days??

I need to see a physchologist soon...

Another pricey "toy" in my wish-list

I asked my Beijing colleague about some photo-taking technique (he went to Tibet too in May, and I saw his photos, he has some talents!), about how to take a photo, where the focus is clear, but outside the focus area, all blur blur one. Below is what he explained to me (i scared I forgot, so post it here then I can remember, haha):

你讲的焦内清晰而焦外模糊，在摄影上被叫做景深，景深大就是指焦点和背景（焦外）都清晰，景深小就是指焦点清晰但焦外模糊。
控制景深大小有三个重要的因素：
1，光圈的大小。光圈越大，景深越小；反之光圈越小，景深越大；
2，镜头的焦段。长焦端拍出的照片景深就小；反之广角端拍出的照片景深就大；
3，相机距离拍摄对象的远近。距离拍摄对象越近，景深就越小；反之景深就大；

所以如果想拍出这种效果的照片，首先要换一个大光圈，带长焦镜头的相机。
结论是：投资买一台单反相机吧！

See how talented he is? Anyway... I am toggling on the thought of getting a more professional camera.

Ta-Da~~~~~ Panasonic Lumix DMC - LX 2. Cost around 4-5K. Wow... another big investment.

I still love my Sony Cybershot, but that babe can't do 景深. Damn.

Is it worth to spend 4-5K on a guy's thing - camera? Tell me~~~ Tell me~~~~

Stupid Assistant

I googled "stupid assistant" on Google, both "pictures" and "all websites". Nothing comes out nor even close to Stupid Assistant.

I guess I am the only one having a stupid assistant problem in this earth.

@#$%!!!

arghhhhhhh

I very dislike cn man who smoke & walk at the same time. Smoke while walking... or walk while smoking... anyway, I think it is cipet rude to "ask" the person walking behind you, to inhale your lousy cigarette smoke!

To me, a cn man who smokes & walks on the street, is as rude as walking nakedly with the banana dangling outside his panties and forcing all the pedestrians look at his lousy banana. It is that rude!

KNN.... @#$%!

lao sai 篇

昨天晚上很困，11点我就抛下Bui Bui 先进房睡觉。他还在看电视，一个关于 "bigfoot"的纪录片。Bui Bui 坚信所有big foot的传言都是假的。

睡到半夜，梦见我自己肚子疼得要死。醒了，才知道是真的很痛，而且想吐，不用想都知道是食物中毒。但是我是一个很懒的女人，我可以懒到，想再次入睡来忘掉肚子疼痛的一回事。

但是，不用想都应该知道，lao sai这一回事，是没有得忍的。傻的meh?

阵阵的痛，让我不禁的在床上呻吟。。。"ouch....................."。但是我的眼睛还是闭上的。

老公却在这时被我吓醒。他突然坐起来（其实也吓到我），问我，“babe, are u ok??”

我这时也忍无可忍，说“肚子痛，要lao sai”。


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今天早上，bui bui email 我，问到“babe, your tummy ok already?”

lao sai 真的是很痛苦的一件事。但是，被老公宠和呵护的感觉真好：）

@#$%!

I want to complaint about my assistant again!

Sigh... why I so bad luck one, got such an assistant...

She always do things which I have already done (stupid right???), and sometimes, she can zi-ba-zi-wai send emails to other people directly, without discussing with me, like she is the boss and I am her assistant in the cc list. And because some of the things I already did (I am her superior, no need to tell her EVERYTHING right??), she doesn't know, zi-ba-zi-wai asking the same thing again, made other people confused.

And when she made a big mistake, before I can discuss with her of the situation, she kia-si and first thing came out her mouth is, "It's xxxx that asked me to do. Not my fault." Immediately pushed away the responsibility!!! WTF???

I VERY TIU NIA SING HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't I just fire her??!!!!

I will be much healthier, happier, and more efficient without such assistant.

在世界的中心呼喊爱

This is the second Japanese movie series that can make me cry in every episode (it has 5 episodes & 1 summary episode). My sister bought this when she visited me last time, and lend it to me when I went back last time. I started watching it lately because I promised to return to her on my next trip back (which is soon!! yippie!!!!!!).

My sister warned me, "jie, you don't cry like an ah ma when u watch this ok... behave!"

I thought, "simi-lan lah... just another jap drama jeh.."

WAH LAU I tell you. It turned out even better than 巴黎恋人！I love the actor and actress!!! And the story line really can make me feel so sad, even though it is just a story.

Bui Bui doesn't like these movie that make me cry, so I can only curi curi watched when he was away to business trip last week. After he came back from the trip, I haven't finished watching it. So, I watched it when he sleeping at night. And I cried like no body business!!! The story was so ke-lian....

I hope none of the friends I know has their experience in the drama. Damn tong-fu experience.

Sis --- you are right, it's a great drama!!

Whoever wrote this story line & the song, I salute to you. It's simply just great!

Tagged by Mrs P

4 Jobs I've had in my life:
1) HLF
2) A.S.
3) F&S
4) HMP

4 Movies I can watch over and over again:
1）The Sound of Music
2)
3)
4)
(seriously can't remember any of them in full name)

4 Places I’ve been on Vacation:
1) Cambodia
2) Redang
3) L.A.
4) Tibet - Lhasa

4 Of my Favorite Dishes:
1) sichuan frog!
2) Any kind of prawn
3) Butter crab in PJ
4) Chicken Wing near my place in SH

4 Places I would like to Visit:
1) Maldives
2) Bali
3) Phuket
4) Hawaii

4 Most overused Words:
1) Bui Bui..
2) tiu
3) kanasai
4) Shit!

4 TV Shows I love to Watch:
1) 巴黎恋人
2) Simpson
3) Sex & the City
4) 巴黎恋人 (I really love this)

4 Bloggers I am Tagging:
1) skip
2) skip
3) skip
4) skip (hehee.. lazy lah)

Tiu, today damn busy leh!!

A battel with BIG BUG

Last night, hubby was outstation. I went to have facial after work, went home with a satisfied feeling.

Took shower, happily open the window big big to enjoy the cool breeze from outside. But, I suddenly remembered last time I did this "open window big big" action, I "invited" 2 BIG BUGS.

Just before my this scary thought finished in my head, "dat--dat".. SHIT!!! SHIT!!! There's a big bug fly inside to my living room!!!

I panicked. I almost wanted to cry. There is no one to help me. I felt so helpless! And, I was sweating, kanasai.

I turned to get my handphone to call bui bui. Then I realized I make a big mistake. After I took out the handphone, it was not at the spot where I last saw it!!

This is the most scary part -- I don't know where it is now! How? My tears almost come out. I really scared of bug. No, to be exact, I really scared of anything more than 4 legs, which includes spider, cockroach, and butterfly. Yes, I am VERY afraid of butterfly too.

I searching for it carefully, and lightly (脚尖踮着地面）, afraid my big action will cause it to fly blindly again. Just when I was comforting myself, "perhaps it flies out again" (but I shut off the window already), and pursuading myself to sit down to watch tv, I took the pillow (want to hug), and saw it! There it was, "resting" on the blanket below the pillow on the sofa, and on my most favorite spot!

I called my hubby again, almost want to cry. He told me just took the blanket and throw outside the balcanoy. Say so easy, that's so difficult for me to do so!

I was staring at it, sweating, and cursing at it. How can it rest on my most favorite blanket and sofa???

So I have a "stupid" thought. I want to suffocate it.

I wrapped the blanket around it (so it was burried underneath), and covered it with 2 big pillows, and 1 small Barbie pillow.

Then I sat beside it, watching it constantly while I turning on the tv and watching a series. Sigh, I was like a crazy woman. Kept turning my head to check on it.

10 minutes have passed. I thought it already died out of suffocation. Suddenly, "tsss... tsssss". It fly out!!!! I was screaming and screaming and I realized it must be lacked of oxygen inside and struggling to find way out just now, that it was "pening". It's flying pattern is a bit mabuk, in circular. Finally, it rest on the floor.

This time, I dare not take the chance. It is either WHOLE bloody night is like this, or I am going to do something to end this battle.

I took my least favorite sport shoes, and smacked it. My hand was trembling before smacking it, coz I was so afraid it will fly out if I don't aim properly (it happened before).

This is the result... I felt so sorry... But I have no choice. It's either you die or I go crazy. Can you see the zup?? It's like "Piak!" then I screamed" AHhhhh". Then long silence in the house. It took me another 5 minutes to check on the "body".

Guess what? It was still moving it's leg, want to fly again!! This time, I felt angry rather than sorry, I screamed at it again (neighbor must be thinking I go coo coo already..), "Why can't you just die??????" I put the sport shoes on top of its body again. I don't know what to do with it.

After the battle, it was already 11pm. I felt so exhausted. Eating watermelon and watching a Japanese drama, my eyes still keep glancing at the sport shoes, so afraid that the bug can fly out again, even though it was practically kemek already.

Do these bugs have sensor??? They can sense when is my hubby not around and come bully me!
I am not going to open any window again when my hubby not in the house.

Lunch Time Topic

有一天的午饭时间，同事们闲聊间，透露了一件我难以相信的事情。
同事甲：“我的内裤，半年就会有磨损，我这个人，有瑕疵我是不会穿的。”
同事乙：“我的也是！”
我--- 差一点没有把饭喷出来！！怎么半年就可以把底裤给穿坏掉？？？
我想了很久。昨天Purple Mushroom找我吃饭，我拿出来和她讨论（也真奇怪，哪有人一到午饭时间就讨论底裤的受用率）。

Purple Mushroom:"难道她们骑太多脚踏车？？？”
我：“没有啦，她们两个搭公交车上班的。”
Purple Mushroom:"那一定是她们买的是劣质牌子。I am not surprised loh”
我：“哈哈哈哈。。。”
Purple Mushroom:“我也买过本地的cheap cheap 牌子，也很好啊，还没有烂掉。”
我：“啊？？？真的？？你买过？？很好meh?? 我下一次也要试一试local的牌子.”
Purple Mushroom :"oh...可能她们走路很粗鲁！走坏掉的。”
...... (我们静了一下，想象着她们有可能的坏走路方式，可以短期内弄坏一条内裤。。）
我& Purple Mushroom:"不可能吧。。。”

所以，我昨天回去又想了好久。终于给我想通了！！
答案是：“她们连续穿好几天，所以短时间内可以穿坏掉！！”

Must tell Purple Mushroom about my finding later. This is the most possible answer!!

p/s: this is written just before lunch time. Don't ask me why this topic seems to pop out in my mind in lunch time lately...

If I don't.. will I...??

Sometimes I wonder:

If I don't transfer high school from Kuen Cheng to Chong Hwa, will I get to know YL, SW, SH, and LZ, and also Ah Diao, TY, Thye, LL, KT, etc etc? and live an extremely great 3 years senior high-school? Seriously, I still don't understand why I have that moves last time. Tze reasoned out must be because Kuen Cheng is all girls, I cannot tahan, so change to Chong Hwa. hehehe.. But seriously, my memory for the 3 years in Kuen Cheng is so "blur", it was like a dream. I only remember 2 persons name from that 3 years - Doreen & Tze.

If I don't study univerysity in Canada, will I get to know my best friend Kev L., and the siao za bo CY, great pal HL, and also the great 123 church friends? Will I get to have my current personality - not tolerant for inefficient system, and stupid ass personality? Before I independently go over to Canada, I don't even know how to bank in money in a bank as I never stepped foot into a bank alone prior to that. I didn't know how to say "no" to unreasonable request (now? try me, i give you middle finger). I learnt my 'survivor skill' in Canada, and I really thanks my parents for that great opportunity.

If I don't get to know a few ass-holes (and I really mean it) before bui bui, will I cherish bui bui's love, and realize what is called true-love? I don't think there's anyone else besides bui bui who will love me for who I am (bad temper...). And now I think back, I felt so worthless and silly to cry over those men whom I met for mistakes before him.

If I don't marry bui bui, then I don't have to come to Shanghai and endure cultural shock almost hari-hari. But then, I met nicest friends - purple mushroom, and princess eileen. And, we are getting more & more malaysian friends in shanghai nowadays. EC, TL, Ying, A Ng, etc etc... guys, without you, I think I will go crazy here.. And actually, I love the food in SH here. You can get practically any food (Except Hokkien mee... damn.) in this city. Also, I love the cab system here... kekeke... damn efficient ok, not like us in KL, aiyoh-eh... Now I think think, I actually also like the weekends over here, high-tea at different new restaurants, coffee with friends, foot massage.. hohohoo...

So, apparently, everything happened for a reason. Scary huh?

no brain brat

I really think I have a useless assistant.

The only thing she is good at, is forwarding emails from the agency to me, un-edited, and expect me to do all the changes-thinking, idea-thinking. Her brain is left at home is it???

me: "Gu, did you look at these stuff before you forward to me?!"
gu:" yes."
me: "and you brief the agency, based on this idea?"
gu, "yes."
me, holding my temper, "don't you think this is very UGLY??!! We are doing window display, not print ad, you put so many logos there for what????!!!!"
gu, "....."

Sometimes, I feel like strangling her!!!! No brain, want the neck for what? Let me strangle!!

I very wish I can fire her. Bloody lazy useless brat!!!!!

ARRGHHHH........ I am so frustrated!!!